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Saturday, January 2, 2016

Boob Cake

Total Time: 1 hr 10 mins Preparation Time: 30 mins Cook Time: 40 mins

Ingredients

  • Servings: 20
  • 4 1/2 cups flour
  • 3 cups sugar
  • 1/2 cup cocoa
  • 1 tablespoon baking soda
  • 1 1/2 teaspoons salt
  • 1 cup salad oil
  • 3 tablespoons white vinegar
  • 1 tablespoon vanilla
  • 3 cups cold water
  • 16 ounces cream cheese
  • 4 ounces butter
  • 2 teaspoons vanilla
  • 1 1/2-2 lbs powdered sugar
  • 2 small gumdrops
  • yellow food coloring
  • red food coloring
  • green food coloring

Recipe

  • 1 for cake:.
  • 2 sift first five ingredients into large bowl.
  • 3 add next four ingredients and mix well.
  • 4 fill two small stainless steel mixing bowls (mine are about 7" in diameter and 4" deep) to a depth of about 2" with batter. no need to grease.
  • 5 pour remainder of batter in a 9 x 13 pan.
  • 6 in a 350 oven, bake the bowls for about 20 minutes and the 9 x 13 about 30 minutes.
  • 7 cool cakes completely.
  • 8 for frosting:.
  • 9 beat cream cheese well.
  • 10 add butter and vanilla and beat till smooth.
  • 11 add powdered sugar until you like the consistency and sweetness.
  • 12 mix 8 drops of yellow food coloring, 6 drops of red and 2 drops of green.
  • 13 add coloring mixture a few drops at a time until you get a good flesh color. the colors i have given are for caucasian coloring. for darker skin tones, you might try using blue instead of green. see what the food coloring box suggests.
  • 14 invert the large layer a serving tray. if desired, split it into two layers and frost in between as well as on top.
  • 15 fyi - the scrapings from the cake pan are very moist and delicious, and my family's favorite part of this cake.
  • 16 place the boobs appropriately and frost them.
  • 17 save a few tablespoons of frosting and add additional food coloring mixture to it in order to get a good color for the nipples and areolas.
  • 18 frost areolas, then coat the gumdrops with frosting and place them in the middle of the areolas.
  • 19 enjoy the reactions!

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